Okay, I've had enough of it. Whyville has been fed to my music teacher
recorder labeling machine. It's Giggler01 (again!) and I wanna label you.
You are going in my machine, and you are coming out a someone. Please take a
label for yourself.
OLD LABEL: NEW LABEL!
Oldie (not "oldbie"!!): Citizen of Whyville.
Newbie: Citizen of Whyville.
Black head: Citizen of Whyville.
White head: Citizen of Whyville.
Blue head: Citizen of Whyville.
Any other colour of head not mentioned above: Citizen of Whyville.
Blonde haired: Citizen of Whyville.
Brown haired: Citizen of Whyville.
Red haired: Citizen of Whyville.
Any other colour hair (or no hair): Citizen of Whyville.
If you did not manage to find a label that suits you, I am sorry. You must
wear a sign that says, "I'm a proud individual, and I'm a citizen of
Whyville." A small label may be purchased for yourself anytime.
If another person feels that another label suits you, and you would like to
purchase one you can wear, please contact me, Giggler01.
I do hope that this will resolve the problem of "Omigod! I just found my long lost twin
sisters (yes I did mean to say sisters)!" Maybe instead we will hear a few, "Hey, you can take over when I leave because we're the same!" Wouldn't that be great?
Okay, that's my little advertising scheme. So I will leave now, telling you
to buy my miracle product! Thanks for your time, Giggler01.
Yeah, right. Do you think I could actually write an article that sells stuff?
None of this stuff can actually be bought on Whyville. I am just trying to send out a message, and this is the best way I could think to do it. I hope a few people get the message, and label themselves my way and are proud of it, or you don't label yourselves at all because you know it's not worth the trouble.
Please realize that oldies and newbies can be as equally mean as they can be nice. Blondes don't have to be stupid or follow the crowd. Maybe that's who they are, maybe it's not. So, please take a number to be labeled a citizen, and it will all be finished soon. Thank you so much for your time.
I'm going round the mountain now, but I'm not riding six white horses, what
does that mean?? Okay, I'm leavin'...
Giggler01
