Hello, this is Ps2man1 here to tell you a story called "Attack of the Bad Tour Guide, Part 1". Once upon a time, on a boring Monday evening, Shaniqua was hanging out at the Whyville Woods. She saw a pet and decided that she wanted some pearls, but she had no money! She sat around for almost twenty minutes and finally had an idea about how she would get her Pearls.
She would try to become one of the Top 10 tour guides of Whyville for the month of June. This would allow her to get pearls, and an animated, sparkling trophy! (Shaniqua says that she likes "the bling"). She then hurried to the welcome lounge by saying, "teleport welcome". At the Welcome Lounge, there were several newbies waiting for someone to help them. She started a tour and all of them joined it.
Shaniqua decided that she would give the newbies a tour of something that they probably didn't know about yet, the "teleport-only" locations of Whyville, including the planets and the newspaper room. She probably should have brushed up on her Whyville knowledge beforehand, though. First, she brought the newbies to the moon.
Two of the newbies found the American flag on the moon offensive. Shaniqua paid no attention to this, and decided to tell them a very important fact about the moon that she thought the newbies didn't know already.
This tidbit that Shaniqua told the newbies interested all but one; and the newbie that wasn't interested was too preoccupied in their hunger to care. Shaniqua brought the newbies to Earth, a place that the newbies were actually somewhat familiar with.
The newbies found the Earth very interesting, except the one who was hungry on the moon. For most of their time on the Earth, this newbie had to go to the bathroom, but or some reason, after floating over the South Atlantic Ocean for several seconds, this newbie did not have to go to the bathroom anymore. Coincidence? Shaniqua and I hope so . . . Just in case it wasn't a coincidence, Shaniqua brought the newbies to Saturn and told them all that she knew about the planet.
The tour stayed there for several minutes, until Shaniqua decided it was time to go to the newspaper room, or "Neptune", as she called it. Although the newbies had their doubts about the newspaper room being Neptune, they soon calmed down and listened to Shaniqua.
After the fun experience the tourists had at the Newspaper room, or "Neptune", Shaniqua had to go so she could take care of some important business. She dropped the newbies off at the Welcome Lounge and was on her way. Even though she was in a rush, Shaniqua would never leave the tour without asking for ratings from the newbies following her!
The ratings she got were as follows;
Newbie 1 (username: RavenIsle, the newbie with the blue jacket): That was interesting, but now that I've looked it up; she gave us a lot of bad information! Awful!
Newbie 2 (username yomastaa, the newbie with blue hair and glasses): Was dat a tour I'm not sure. Da guide was weird and she had tacky hair. Ok.
Newbie 3 (username: QTPiBby96.. the newbie with the colorful hair): that wuz a gud toour;;* the toor guide was a hotti too. i think her namez Shaniqua rite? Great!
Brown haired girl with hat from the Newspaper Room: It was so interesting to watch the mislead youth of Whyville. Great!
Shaniqua will be back next week, and she will be giving a tour on one of the following subjects (Shaniqua can never make up her mind):
- The beaches of Whyville
- The clubs of Whyville
- Scions
- The main rooms of Whyville
I have to go now so I can feed my dog. As Shaniqua would say,
Ps2man1 out!
