www.whyville.net Feb 28, 2002 Weekly Issue


Why-Pox No Good?

Users' Rating
Rate this article
 
FRONT PAGE
CREATIVE WRITING
SCIENCE
HOT TOPICS
POLITICS
HEALTH
PANDEMIC

Why-Pox No Good?


mewi
Guest Writer

Hi, it's mewi here and I want to talk about Why-Pox.

Why-Pox aren't good! I once wanted them, but not any more -- they're infectious and if I get them more people will get them too! So always stay alert and away from people with pox. I'm not saying that you can't talk to your friends on Whyville if they have pox, just stay a fair distance away from them.

Sometimes I wonder, did Whyville's creators just put pox on here for fun or is it a virus or something? Is it on all chat sites or just this one? Who knows??

Also I have heard that if you change your face and also have Why-Pox they will get one step worse until your pox are bright red not just light pink. I have been noticing a large increase of this disease over the past two days. According to my calculations I figure that since in the past few days about 180 people got the virus, it will take about two or three months to reach 10,000 people. So, in a matter of months, almost all Whyvillians will have or have had the pox.

I have taken note of people saying things like you can get pox by someone with pox throwing a projectile at you, sneezing on you, and many other things. Is this real or not? I mean, on Friday I was in the Spin Speak and there were lots of people with pox and I still have none. Does this mean that the pox just comes and goes, or will they never leave your face?

I'm sure everybody knows about the Whyville CDC, so always try to help out by finding information on it and mail it to me so I can try to incorporate a way to get rid of them. Also any information about how to get rid of them or how to get them, mail that to me or Whyville and then we can get it all to stop.

The last thing I want to talk about is a contest I will hold and it will start as soon as this article comes out. I would like to get as much information as possible on whypasses mailed to me so we can get rid of pox. Also another thing that will count as information is how this strange disease got named Why-Pox.

Rules to the contest:

1) Use different information.

2) No cheating; ex: using other people's information.

3) Have fun!

and 4) Have fun!

I will judge the contest by the person who has the most unique information that is true and if a peace of information is on two or more entries it will be eliminated. I hope everyone stays in good shape for the rest of the year and Why-Pox will disappear.

Mewi signing off, *click*

 

 

  Back to front page


times@whyville.net
1061