Author's Note: To stop any confusion that might occur, anything that has a "*-*", or is italicized, is an action, meaning they are physically doing something. This interview is quite long.
Welcome to the . . . well let's just say another edition of Iamtodd's Super Funky Show. I just lost count after two, or three. This edition will discuss summer, and what people did during the summer. Let's see . . . can I have a viewer from the studio audience? YOU THERE, right there, in the corner. Come on down! And you two also, come on down! You 3 should feel so lucky! Let's start with the first question.
Iamtodd: So my summer had its ups and downs, how was your summer? *smile and nods as if I really care!*
Skookum0: *folds arms* Fantastic.
Morgan612: *jumps up and down* LOTS OF EATING! EATING RICE!
Poppinx3: *small sigh and a shrug* It's was kind of boring, but I still enjoyed it.
Rain15133: *stretches* My summer was super short! It was only two months of sleeping in. But I enjoyed it while it lasted. I had a lot of fun swimming and hanging out with a lot of my friends and new friends I made!
*OMG . . . OPRAH IS THAT YOU? OMG GIRL! No, no, don't come on stage! Get off my microphone! GIRL, YOU BEST STEP DOWN! SECURITY!!*
Iamtodd: *fake smile for camera and viewers* What did you do that was interesting over that summer. Clearly nothing more interesting than me of course!
Skookum0: *ponders* I went to band camp, helped out at a day camp, and had lots of fun with friends.
Morgan612: I took a dangerous path! I had some dirty rice! And it tasted GOOD! It was more important than you! *looks at Iamtodd in anger*
Poppinx3: *rubs double chin* I made movies with my friends, went to the beach, and did a lot of gymnastics. About 19 hours a week.
Rain15133: *disappointed face* I didn't really do anything interesting I was hoping to go on a trip somewhere.
*Monet1616 still owes money for her devious attack with her flaming shovel! I hope she gets penetrated with water from a high-powered water gun! SHIVER, GIRL, SHIVER!*
Iamtodd: *gives Morgan612 a dirty look* Did you go anywhere for summer? Yes, people, there are lives outside of Whyville! *points to the audience in clear accusation*
Skookum0: *rubs mustache* Yes, I went to Michigan for camp.
Morgan612: *looks at me with astonishment* I went to the Empire of Rice in Asia!
Poppinx3: *shakes head in clear disappointment* The sad thing is I didn't even leave the province.
Rain15133: I went to Alabama to visit some family, and I found some really cute twine bracelets up there! *points out bracelets on wrist*
*Audience tries the wave across the auditorium, but ends up slapping Miley Cyrus! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!*
Iamtodd: What good/bad news did you receive over the summer? *serious look*
Skookum0: *cute smile, followed by a sudden sad face* There was so much good that I can't elaborate here, but a close family friend got very sick this summer, so that was sad.
Morgan612: *holds back the tears* Well . . . I ran out of rice once. I had to go get more! HOW COULD IT HAVE GOTTEN ANY WORSE?
Poppinx3: *AWW moment* I found out my mom's friend had a healthy baby boy.
Rain15133: I had no bad news. Not really any good news. Maybe a grew an inch or two. But other than that summer was just some normal days of hanging out and watching some episodes on TV.
*JEWISH LEMONS? . . . These lemons are clearly NOT Jewish, they're Russian! Oh, monet1616, you just can't do anything right!*
Iamtodd: *sigh of relief* Final Question! Are you glad to be back in school? Why or why not! *itches armpit randomly*
Skookum0: *fixes glasses* I am glad to be going back. I love school, being the nerd that I am. *BIG SMILE*
Morgan612: RICE? *blank stare*
Poppinx3: *BIG SMILE* I was very glad. I love school. I'm sad I don't get to stay up late, but I want to learn again. Haha!
Rain15133: *BIG SMILE* Yes I am, because I can socialize a ton more with a lot of new people I met. And I get away from all the family drama.
Well, that's it for this edition of ISFS.
Morgan612: I ATE RICE . . . YUM. *shows empty bowl of rice*
*ENCORE*
NO. NO. Leave me alone! I will not do an encore. I will not do an encore! *Viewers stand up in an act of rage!*
I have to get out of here! Tune in next time to learn more about our fascinating losers . . . I mean viewers!
*waves*
*YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME OPRAH!*
