Hey there ladies and gentlemen! If you have noticed, we have a new installment on Whyville! Drum roll please . . . the Scion Driving School! *Applause*
So I'm guessing most of you have taken the different steps to the driving school. I've made it to the "Traffic Flow" stage. This stage is pretty tricky; you have to put all the skills that you have learned in different levels together!
Hard, I know!
So I got into the scion with my driving instructor Carl.
Me and Carl don't get along very well. He makes me mad. He just doesn't shut up! "You ran a red light!" "You didn't stop at the stop sign!" "You just hit another car!"
Carl is annoying. He always picks out those tiny tiny details. So what if I hit another car! Maybe I felt like it! Ever think of that Carl?
Well anyways I decided to teach you, the Whyvillians how to drive, ocean10kv style!
Step 1: Annoy Carl by not driving when he wants you to. Give him a smart remark (give him smart remarks all through the driving test . . .)
Step 2: Don't follow the speed limit. Either go super fast, or super slow. This bugs Carl.
Step 3: Don't stop at stop signs. It doesn't matter if there is another car coming, if there is just hit the gas pedal! If you think you're going to hit the car, just swerve into the other lane towards oncoming traffic. There are no cop so you won't get into trouble! Carl just becomes disappointed in you.
Step 4: If you get bored during your driving lesson, it's probably your lane that's boring you. Try change it up! Switch into another lane! Carl doesn't like it but I don't care about Carl's feelings.
Step 5: Crashing. Crashing is FUN! No one gets hurt on here, it's all just fun and games. If you crash into another car, it moves really funny down the road! It jerks forward with every movement. Try it! It's fun! Oh, and it gives Carl a heart attack.
Step 6: The road is B-O-R-I-N-G! All there is, is stupid buildings and traffic lights and all that dumb stuff. If you want to have some REAL fun, go off the road! You can see all the pretty mountains in the distance, and the pretty different colored trees. Oh and let's not forget that there are no traffic signs out here!
Step 7: If you followed all of the steps above, you FAILED the Scion Driving School! DON'T be disappointed though! Because if you failed, I'm proud of you because that means that stupid Carl FAILED as an instructor.
So if you want to drive the FUN way, drive the ocean10kv way!
-ocean10kv
Author's Note: No Whyvillians and or Driving Instructors were harmed in the making of this comic.
