Ah, I remember the day I was a Newb. It was three long lonely years ago. I felt so small, and saw so many big names! There were newspapers, games, and chat rooms. I knew I would never make friends. I'd just get teased because at the time Newbs didn't get glorious face parts. We got blue heads. So there I was, a blue head with no friends.
Every time I see a Newbie, I think, 'What can they possibly want now?' and then I remember, 'They probably want a friend.' And so, I try my hardest to deal with all the questions, give advice and befriend them. So here's how to befriend a Newbie!
Step 1: Greet and welcome the Newbie! They feel more warm inside if you welcome them.
Ask them some basic questions! Go ahead, switch up those Newbies.
Step 2: Offer some clams/parts/old stuff.
Ask a newbie if they would appreciate some clams, or extra face parts! It's like feeding time at the zoo.
They come at 'cha 100 miles per Whyville hour!
Step 3: Ask them how they're feeling being a Newb. Try not to go on and on about yourself.
Oh and word to the wise . . . stay away from the lovers,
and the rebels . . .
and finally Step 4: Don't be RUDE! They're still people.
Okay Dokey! Have a fun, eat fruit and most of all, stay Newbie fresh!
~Watermel8
