Hay, it's Sparkle1 again. Here are some jokes that I think are kinda
funny. Sorry if most of them are corny.
Q: What happened to the skunk who couldn't swim?
A: He stank to the bottom!
Q: Why are un-brushed teeth like a Polaroid camera?
A: They develop their own film!
Q: Why did the farmer's daughter watch the lazy cows?
A: She liked seeing the meat loaf!
Q: Why is a single cow always brave?
A: Because he isn't a cow-herd!
Q: What was the truck driver doing with a load of hogs?
A: Trying to find a porking place!
Q: When Sam got a better paying job, why did his mother visit Hawaii?
A: She wanted to enjoy the sun's "rays"!
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher
Columbus have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays!
Q: What did the duck say to the store clerk when buying chapstick?
A: Just put it on my bill!
Q: What do salmon and cod use when they go to war?
A: Fish tanks!
Q: What did the finger say to the thumb?
A: I'm in glove with you! <3
Okay that's it, hope they were funny!
sPaRkLe1
