Well, it's world67 here, thinking that we need an article besides things like oldies vs. newbies and being original and stuff like that, so today I am going to tell some jokes, hoping they will make you laugh. Here it goes...
Ok, first joke... what were Tarzan's last words?
Who greased the grapevine...?
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!!
Haha! All these jokes are so funny so far right! Ahh! I'm ROTFL right now... anyway, carrying on...
Say this five times fast JOE'S JET JUGGLES JELL-O... bet ya can't do it!
What kind of key won't open a door?
A monkey, a donkey, or a turkey!
Haha! Get it?
Ok here is another funny one: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split.... Ha! Now that was a good one!
Ok, I think this is my last one...
What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A geoma-tree (geometry)! Haha, get....
Anyway, I am now done, 'cause it's about 2:30am, so I gotta go to sleep....
I hope I brightened up your day and I hope to write more jokes like this and articles about other things if they publish them....
Well, anyway, I am now finally going to go....
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