Once upon a weird time, Andy, Melanie, and Rachel were hanging out, playing the mother of all games. It was the perfect recipe, combining 3 cups of sports, 2 tablespoons of dangerous, unsupervised laser activity, a teaspoon of bingo, and just a dash of a worldwide wizard phenomenon. The game was called . . . err . . . well . . . um . . . anyways never mind the name, let's get to the story.
The trio began to get hungry, so they turned off the lasers while Rachel went to pick up a pizza.
Oddly enough, not 2 minutes after Rachel left for pizza, she returned, sporting a newly grown mustache . . .
. . . and not only a new mustache, but a new attitude! What had happened to their dear friend, Rachel?
Things were getting crazier by the second. It seemed as if it were only a matter of time until 10,000 birds fell out of the sky, or a random group of high school kids would burst in, to remind them "We're All in This Together". Either way, Rachel seemed to have lost it.
She went further and further into the dark side as she hurled insults at her friends.
After having thoroughly broken her friends' spirits, Rachel departed to partake in, yet another, dastardly deed. Melanie was shocked, Andy was, uh, still hungry, and Celeste was left speechless (and believe me, we've been wanting Celeste to stop talking almost as much as America's been wanting Justin Bieber to go back to Canada).
Meanwhile. . .
*Audience collectively gasps*
Are there 2 Rachels? Does she have an evil twin? Why is someone pretending to be Rachel? Why does this someone have a vendetta against the real Rachel and her friends, and WHY does she have a mustache?! Most importantly, why won't Johnny Depp return my phone calls? These are all good questions. Tune in next week to uncover these hidden mysteries.
