There's nobody else I want to love.
Whether it's a werewolf or a vampire,
I want none of the above.
No matter what, our love can never expire.
You always have an open shoulder,
no matter how many tears I cry.
And as our love grows older,
you'll still be there without a sigh.
Our hands fit perfectly together.
You promise to never let go,
and I trust you, always and forever.
I love you, I hope you know.
When the day arrives,
I hope together we die.
You better have had only three wives:
Me, myself, and I.