Hola Whyvillians! Lucky for you, you've just stumbled upon us at a good time. Melanie, Esteban, and Karalina are on the chase for their flying cat, Mr. Unicorn Butts! They just made it to Whyville's premiere food establishment, The Gross Out Grill, and have unfortunately lost sight of their cat. Let's take a look at what happens next . . .
So, here at The Gross Out Grill, the trio has unfortunately lost Mr. Unicorn Butts' trail, but Esteban is passionately set on finding him! And for all of you Esteban fans, be sure to grab his latest track "You are the Uni to My Corn", out in stores on June 42nd! If you are pre-ordering, please send all payments to xoxkitkat!
Wow, Melanie's ordering at The Gross Out Grill. Wish her luck, guys. Did you hear about that Kong Fuzi guy who last ate their pooper nuggets? Yeah, I didn't think so. Anyway, Karalina heard a noise! And what is that hiding behind the tree?
Is that a panda they hear? What does a panda sound like anyway? And what would said panda be doing at The Gross Out Grill? What would ANYBODY be doing at The Gross out Grill?!
Well, to answer Melanie's question, Karalina gave a very well thought out and descriptive answer. A panda sounds like a panda, of course! Just like a worm sounds like a worm, a squirrel sounds like a squirrel, and a baby cow riding horseback on a kangaroo through two miles of bubble wrap sounds like a baby cow riding horseback on a kangaroo through two miles of bubble wrap!
So the elite team of the Mighty Morphin I Don't Cares went out in search of the panda! You can just see the skills beaming out from them, can you not? Karalina's arms are even turning invisible! She's not completely invisible though, it's only a mediocre power - just like their group name, and well let's be honest . . . the group. I mean, come on Esteban. Really?
YAY! They finally found the panda! No thanks to Melanie and her, uh, apparent beauty.
Ay carumba! An evil, talking, zen panda! Flying cats named Mr. Unicorn Butts, evil talking pandas . . . What's next?! 99 cent sweaters for your unicorn? This is just too weird to handle. But on the bright side, he knows where their cat is! I wonder if he can take them to it.
SWEET POTATO PIE! This panda can teleport too?! Does anyone else find this to be getting TOO weird. At this point I'm expecting George Washington and Justin Bieber to burst in and start juggling flaming cows.
Anywho, I get a feeling that they're at the base of an evil lair. It might just be the sign . . . but something tells me that is definitely where they are. Is this where Mr. Unicorn Butts is being kept?
Uh-oh. If Karalina, Melanie, and Esteban want their cat back, they'll need to climb up the EVIL staircase. And with that, the room went dark, a purple mist filled the room, and the faint echoes of "panda panda" could be heard throughout the room.
DUN DUN DUN . . .
Will the Might Morphin' I Don't Cares ever find Mr. Unicorn Butts? Will they make it up the evil staircase alive?! What is up with that panda? And will I get the part I'm auditioning for today?
Only time will tell!
Until next time, this is xoxkitkat saying ta ta for now! Or as the Spanish would say, "Adios"!
-Xoxkitkat
