Lilbeaut here. Whyville, I'm a bit ashamed in you all. Even myself. You've
all been complaining, complaining, complaining about all the problems in
Whyville. This and that. He did that, she did this. Get away you're ugly. We
need to get some things straight!
First off...this newbie thing.
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?! Frankly, I am quite mad. I know it sounds selfish and
"Oh, you think you're so great" but I don't. I'm just speaking my mind. You have
a problem with that whymail me. Anyway, here goes:
Everyone talks about "When I was a newbie..." Come on! When you were a newbie!?
I have been in Whyville for like, forever. I've come and gone on screen
names. I was a newbie. People were EXACTLY like they are now. Lots of people
do give donations. Why do you think Grandma's here 24-7? "Back when I was new"
some people WERE mean.
The newbies just need to get something straight. We
aren't as rich as it seems. Sure, I have 3,055 clams as of this very moment.
Right now I'm buying some face parts for grandmas. That's right, buying.
Getting some quality stuff for our newfound newbies. Oh look, I just bought
20 nice items. I am now down to 2,567 clams. By the time I give donations to
all the newbies who annoy me, begging for clams (I am sorry, but it is true) I'll have 2,000. What about me you guys? What about US, the oldbies, you newbies? Why can't we do what we want with our hard earned cash? But frankly, this is my thought for all of the stupid newbie-oldbie problem: "WHO CARES?!"
I am also saying there are going to be some bad things in life.
There will also be some good things. But this dumb, newbie-oldbie thing MUST
stop. I frankly don't care about the newbies. I'm not saying I'm a jerk. I'm
just saying they aren't the kind of people I'm in to. Who cares? It's life.
Deal with it.
Next off, we have this "Delete an Account" thing.
I once asked City Hall the exact same thing. She replied to me that that's not what takes servers. What takes servers is Save My Face, Send My
Mail, Look in My Satchel etc. (Correct me if I'm wrong, City Hall.) It doesn't
matter if there are so many screen names in Whyville that the number doesn't
even exist! Only if you are using the screen name and saving things and
changing things. We DON'T need to delete them.
Besides, do you know how long it would take for City Hall to dig through
150,000 screen names that haven't been used in the past 6 months? It would
take FOREVER. Let's see you do the job she does. She must live off coffee. My
Gosh! She does amazing stuff. Thank you for keeping us and this town alive, City Hall!
=)
Lastly, Why Do We Have To Be Daring?
I've seen some major things about fashion in the Times. I'm talking major.
They are saying stuff such as, "I'll give you 100 clams for whoever is daring
to be different by not wearing blond! Just because you have blond hair
doesn't make you popular and a good person. You don't get deep guys that
way." First, that totally disses me. In real life (I'm not trying to show
off) I'm a blond and I'm popular. I go out with the jock. What's wrong with
being in style?
In my opinion, Whyville is supposed to be like real life. I know a million of you in Whyville don't wear in real life what you are wearing in Whyville. Rebel shirts, slutty shirts, dresses all the time? People? Let's act sane! We dress how we want. You
can't tell me to be different because you think blond hair sux. That's mean.
Do what you want! It's your life.
Well, now that I've said all that I also want City Hall to answer me one
thing. When is your birthday? I want to throw you a party for YOU for all you've
done! Answer me that and then I'll start planning.
~Lilbeaut~
