We both love hearing jokes in the Times. All the jokes are so hilarious that we had to tell them to our friends! But we wanted to tell a few of our ones. Here's our joke-filled conversation.
Newangel: So, 3shamrock. I've got a funny one for you.
3shamcrock: Oh, yeah? Tell it!
Newangel: Who earns a living by driving his customers away? A taxi driver!
3shamcrock: I've got a better one!
Newangel: No way!
3shamcrock: Way. What does a clean nose have?
Newangel: Hmmm... a clean nose? A Kleenex!
3shamcrock: No. Fingerprints!
Newangel: Hilarious. But I've got one that will crack you up.
3shamcrock: Tell it.
Newangel: How long is a computer's attention span?
3shamcrock: Hmm...
Newangel: As long as its cord!
3shamcrock: I swear that makes no sense!
Newangel: Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?
3shamcrock: Uh...
Newangel: Because time will tell. Ha!
3shamcrock: Well, that was better than the others. Slightly. But I've got a real funny joke for you!
Newangel: Tell.
3shamcrock: Did you know that the ant can lift 50 times its weight and pull 30 times its weight? Wow!
Newangel: Is that a joke? No, I don't think so.
Phew. We are getting tired of cracking these hilarious jokes. It was tons of fun, and that's why we want to keep writing the Made You Laugh! articles every week. However, our other friends are good at cracking jokes too. So, the entire Made You Laugh! gang will be: Magick, SamGirl21, Newangel, 3shamrock, Twinkle25, and BK4U. You'll hear from all six of us, but in different joke articles.
Closing Joke: Do you know the definition of an ethernet?
It's the definition of an etherbunny!
Haha... no.
