Hey from the entire Made You Laugh! gang. Sadly, we couldn't ALL write this article so today it will be just me, Magick, and my close friend Merchant. She's the newest and possibly most hilarious member of our group. Here's a recent convo (that's 'conversation' for you lingo-impaired) that made everyone around us laugh. At us, that is, not with us. Here is our scientific convo:
Merchant: Whyville's a science site, right? So I guess this joke would be appropriate.
Magick: A science joke, eh? I'm skeptical....
Merchant: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
Magick: What's a tachyon? Huh?
Merchant: Because it was on the other side.
Magick: I totally don't get it.
Merchant: I guess you would have to know what a tachyon is.
Magick: Yeah, well. I know some major scientific stuff too. So why did Albert Einstein cross the street?
Merchant: Lemme guess. To get to the other side.
Magick: No. To get away from Niels Bohr. But when he got there, Neils Bohr was already there.
Merchant: No more science junk. Let's talk.. uh.. regular stuff.
Magick: Ok.
Merchant: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he'll change it three times, plot a straight line through the data, and then extrapolate to zero concentration.
Magick: Ok... I have no idea... what... you're... talking about!
All right, that wraps up another week of cool jokes. Now, we must list the new, updated list of Made You Laugh! members: Newangel, 3shamrock, Merchant, Magick, and BK4U. Ok?
Oh, and some of you asked how we did our last article, and probably want to know how we did this one. Well, we e-mailed this back and forth, and erased a whole bunch of other jokes that were pretty... weird.
Well, that's pretty much it for this week. We'll see you next time with MADE YOU LAUGH!
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Editor's Note: Okay, so I don't really know what our citizens will think of these jokes, but I couldn't get off the floor, I was laughing so hard after reading them. Great stuff!!!
