I open up, the BBS
His username's on the side
I know it must be interesting
So I click it with pride
His post is there, it's answering
What everybody states
"You need to fix this right now,
and do not hesitate!"
This is the story
Of a City Worker
Whose username is Lopan
And it's the story
That is told again and again
A heated fight, a lock for it
Another look at the thread
Because the comments he's reading
Could have been better said
This is the story
Of Lopan
The City Worker with all of the smarts
And it's the story
That is told from the bottom of hearts
Author's Note: Can you guess which song I wrote it to? 'Cause we LOVE Lopan!