As many of our dear stories begin, it was a pretty weird day in Wilson. World famous news reporter, Morgan le Fay was doing an important story on the mass amount of attacks on the umm . . . Wilsonians? Wilsonese? Wilsonish? Wilsonerinas? Er, those people in Wilson . . . when two kids, Jeff and Kate, started to follow her news crew!
So, um, I was too lazy to follow them around and show you what actually happened - they were running, gosh darnit! So we can all watch it on TV. Do you mind fetching me some popcorn? Thanks, doll.
Right in the middle of Morgan's news coverage, Jeff and Kate ran onto the set! Hopefully their mom was watching!
Uh-oh. You know things are bad when confetti gets thrown around. It's usually associated with Grandpa Joe's bingo themed birthday parties or winning a year's supply of free cat nip when you only have a dog.
Darn that confetti! Morgan le Fay quit and left her job to the yo-yo's. I'm not entirely sure which yo-yo's she was speaking of, but I'm pretty sure the two red ones would be more reliable . . .
Rats, I guess she meant the kids. "Don't worry guys!" Aha, haha, ahahahahahaha . . .
And so, the two ran off to look for clues to the mystery of the mysteriously mysterious murders. It could be the kidnapper-esque guy in the ski mask, but according to Kate, the fishy looking duck seems more suspicious. Can ducks even be fishy? I would've used the word ducky, but that's just me.
Well, I suppose all we can do is wait. Come back next week to see them 'solve' (haha . . .) the murder mystery!
-Xoxkitkat
