Me: Hello.
BaByAnDiE: Hey.
Me: Hmm... what should we talk about? Let me think.
BaByAnDiE: You do that.
Me: I will, thank you. =)
Me: What is your favorite word?
BaByAnDiE: I'd have to say... *.
Me: NONO! We're trying to overcome your problems...
BaByAnDiE: Ok... well then, nifty.
Me: What does nifty represent for you?
BaByAnDiE:
BaByAnDiE:
Me: What does nifty represent for you?
BaByAnDiE:
Me:
Flaffy52: Hey peeps!
Me: ...Get lost, Flaffy.
BaByAnDiE: LoL.
BaByAnDiE: Hmm... it represents a squirrel.
Me: Why does it represent a squirrel?
BaByAnDiE:
BaByAnDiE:
Me: Why does it represent a squirrel?
BaByAnDiE:
BaByAnDiE:
BaByAnDiE: DO go on.
Me: I asked the question twice and you didn't answer...
BaByAnDiE: I said:
Flaffy52: Hey peeps!
Me: ...Get lost, Flaffy.
BaByAnDiE: LoL.
BaByAnDiE: I said:
BaByAnDiE: I think nifty means squirrel because I had a stinky squirrel when I was small, so I named him nifty. He died later!
Me: That's good. =)
BaByAnDiE: Okay, I like my other word more.
BaByAnDiE: You're probably wondering why.
Me: I would interview you on it, but the Times Editor won't accept it, dear.
BaByAnDiE: Well, okay then, go on with the nifty questions.
Me: Err... umm... I kind of ran out of questions... =S
Me: 0k ok, um, do you miss your dead squirrel?
BaByAnDiE: To answer that, YES, I do miss him deeply, it cuts my heart open when I see another squirrel *sob sob* I have nightmares about him dying...
Me: So sorry.
BaByAnDiE: Go on! *crosses legs*
Me: What kind of nightmares did you have about your dead squirrel?
BaByAnDiE: Well... *sob* I dreamed that a car ran over him and his guts went all over me!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
Me: That's nice, dear. =)
BaByAnDiE: And in my other nightmare, I dreamed that I ate him!!! *sob*
Me: Okay, I think that's enough...
BaByAnDiE: I think NOT!!! We need to go on, ask me more questions!!!
BaByAnDiE: Yes, just because I make no sense doesn't mean you have to be so mean!!! *sobs*
BaByAnDiE: I want to have NO part in that *crosses arms and stares at wall*
BaByAnDiE: =(
Me: Well... I guess our appointment is over. =P Good night, Whyville.
BaByAnDiE: NOOOO, ask me what was inside the squirrel!!!
Me: Umm...
*voices recede into the distance*
