Oh, Whyvillians,
Hear my plea,
DahCutie's there,
In front of me!
Oh, Whyvillians
Please help me,
Melanie's stuck
In the big oak tree
Oh, Whyvillians,
Come with me
Let me show you!
Thinmin's free!
Oh, Whyvillians,
See my plight,
Bibi, oh Bibi!
She stopped a fight!
Oh, Whyvilllians,
Gasp and stare,
SalsaDoll and Kaylub
Released some new hair!
Oh, Whyvillians,
Do not cry,
This will end.
I do not lie!
