Author's Note: Please read this in an overdramatic radio ad voice.
Don't know what to be for Halloween? Want to confuse all your friends? Want your costume to be the talk of the party? Then I say, "DRESS UP AS A PUN"! I have collected for you here a list of somewhat inexpensive (some more than others) pun costumes that are sure to wow your friends! All costume parts can be purchased easily from your local Walmart.
DEVILED EGG
Fried Egg Adult Halloween Costume - $26.23
Sequin Devil Horns/ Tail Set Adult Halloween Accessory - $11.10
HAWIIAN PUNCH
Adult Hula Set Costume - $16.79
Everlast Small Boxing Gloves - $13.97
IRON MAN
Rival Steam Iron - $9.94
Fake Mustaches, 4pk - $2.00
DUST BUNNY
Mainstays Home Ostrich Feather Duster, 1ct - $5.98
Deluxe Easter Bunny Adult Halloween Costume - $55.54