Merchant & BK4U
Times Fashion Writer & Fashion Writer

1. When you read The Whyville Times, you check out the:
   A. Jokes first. I love to laugh.
   B. Hot Topics Section. It's interesting to know what's really going on.
   C. Fashion Section. I have to know what's in all the time.

2. At Akbar's, you search for clothes that are:
   A. Fashionably loud. You won't settle for last season.
   B. Sensible. You're on a tight budget, and you need clothes that will last you for a long time.
   C. Costume-like. One day you're a pig, the next you're a wizard.

3. You decide to judge a beauty contest in the Auditorium. You decide the winner should be:
   A. Wearing the latest gear, and pulling it off with effortless style.
   B. A unique person who does it differently then everyone.
   C. The one who looks like a vampire. Cool idea!

4. Your idea of a trend is:
   A. The latest Times articles.
   B. Those frilly shirts that are in LOLEETA'S.
   C. The best joke in the Times.

5. When you're talking with your friends, the conversation usually is about:
   A. Who is wearing the latest trends.
   B. What happened earlier that day.
   C. What prank was pulled earlier.

Mostly 3's: SENSIBLE SISTER (or brother)
You only buy clothes that will last a long time, and can usually be caught in henleys (you know, the old polo shirts).