Baynut

Guest Writer

Baynut here, but on Whyville I'm a Guest. That's because I haven't got a Why-Pass, but I will get one... EVENTUALLY!!! But in the meantime, I've decided to go around as a 'guest'. I also decided, heck, why not write about it? Yes, that's write (bad pun :P), people, I'm going to make a series out of it, and every time you see a guest, beware, it just might be me!

If you say something nice to me, you'll be given a 'Nice-to-Those-Who-Are-Less-Fortunate-than-You' Award for your site, in addition to an honorable mention in my latest article. And if you're mean... *chuckle* well, then everyone will know what a big stinkbug you are! Read on for Edition One of: THE ANNOYING GUEST JOURNEYS!!!

10:54 Whyville time: So far, I've been ignored... someone's offering to babysit...

10:55 Whyville time: *poke, poke* I think everyone here is dead... Bama13 has an interesting face...

10:56 Whyville time: Bama13 is asking for hair, which I will give her when I get my Why-Pass... EVENTUALLY!!!

10:57 Whyville time: I've decided to pass the Times (another pun!) by sitting on EvilStacey's head. She ignores me for a while, then makes a face and moves.

10:59 Whyville time: I've gotten bored... this isn't going well... COME ON, PEOPLE, GIVE ME SOME WRITING MATERIAL!!! *my little face finally runs away, silently screaming*

Well, this concludes it. My idea stinks. Perhaps you should publish it, Times Editor, just so people can learn from my mistake. X-p

Baynut, running off...