Elsha

Guest Writer

'Ello Whyvillians, this is Elsha, here to report a sad story.

Today I got up extra early so that I could get onto Whyville because I was planning to get some Xtremely cute pigtails I saw in Xllent. And I got them! I was so happy so I put them on right away as well as a new shirt.

I was having so much fun I decided to pass on some smiles, literally. I bought some smiles from the Projectile Shoppe and was passing them around the Sportplatz when I hit this one guy (I'm not naming names) and he said, "Stupid Newbies, never know what to do."

I was so mad! I couldn't believe that he didn't like that smile I gave him, but he called me a newbie, too -- not that that's a bad thing, but I'm not a newbie and newbies aren't dumb! So I said, "I was just giving you a smile, and I'm not a newbie." Then a girl (his Whyville girlfriend) came up to me and whispered, "Well, you sure act like one and you look like one too, those pigtails are SOOO ugly and your eyes are so outdated." I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

1. They were being mean to Newbies! What is wrong with some new contributions to our supposedly "Caring" city?
2. What was wrong with the pigtails? They were the cutest things I ever saw in my life and I know googles worked hard on them. =D
3. Why did they have to ruin my perfect day? I was only giving them a smile and they blew up on me.

Elsha