sokergurl

Whyville Jokester

Starting to find Whyville just a tad boring and dull? Here are a few suggestions that will make you laugh even if you might not want to do them:

1. Dress up as someone of the opposite gender: this works especially well if your screen name includes something that implies you are a girl or a boy. For example, gurl13 (I just randomly picked a name) dresses up and has the face of a boy -- go into one of the chartrooms and see if anyone comments on your little "mix up".
2. Ask people if they think that the pants you are wearing make them look fat.
3. Hang out at someone else's house (preferably someone you don't know), then leave a card thanking them for their hospitality.
4. Go to the playground or pool party and tell long stories about what teens did during their free time "back in the day." Mention something about these "newfangled computers contraptions".
5. Give "taped" people lectures about how inappropriate "potty language" is.
6. Acquire a case of "virtual hiccups" by typing out "hic" every 30 seconds or so.
7. Tell people that you are an astronaut living on the space station and say that you got so bored that you decided to come on Whyville in order to pass the boring hours in space. Mention that the low gravity factor "mawkze itr r ealky harrrd tooo tyyyyyppe" Than yell something about how the WASSA people "have it all wrong" and log off.
8. Insist you are a celebrity (any famous teen) and go around offering your autograph.
9. Become Robin Whyhood and gather a band of merry Whymen and live as outlaws defending the poor (newbies) from the rich (oldbies). Think of the possibilities....

This is sokergurl signing off... *hic*... uh-oh. ;o)