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The Importance of Projectiles

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The Importance of Projectiles


Giggler01
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You guys want a good read? Here's my sister's "To do list" for the weekend: 1. Clean up room 2. Get mom to do hair 3. Go shopping 4. Play with friends. Sounds like her life is hard.

Anyway, while my sister works so very hard to accomplish all of those things, I am hanging out at the Pool Party. Or at least trying to.

When I got to the Pool Party, I waited for it to load, and quickly grabbed a spot in the empty corner. But apparently it was taken for someone else. Who was actually sitting beside me.

Well, if it was his spot, then why was I sitting in it, especially if had bean empty. Apparently, he got to sit in the space that was big enough for four squished people. What about everyone one else?

And then he sat on me. He wouldn't move because he was determined to make this his spot. Well, when he wouldn't move, I took it upon myself to move him. Folks, it is possible! (Thanks for the person who taught me this trick, although I can't remember your name.)

I threw projectiles at this guy. No, they didn't cost me 5 clams a pop and burst all over his face. I bought a handful of sads, which I always carry around, and used them to move him! Not hard, hey? Especially if you are pro at the zero gravity levels. (And believe it or not, it seems to be more effective then using silence or vaporize. You send the person quite a message.)

And don't save spots! And don't buy spots! It really is pointless, people. I mean, what's so wrong with being squished? It's painless! Everyone needs somewhere to sit!

Be good to each other guys, and find room for everyone. It's not like you're going to get the Why-Pox or anything! LoL.

This the nut cake Giggler01, signing out.

*bang* *crash* *boom* *crunch* Why am I still here, and what just happened to my computer?!? This looks like it could cost a couple mo

 

 

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