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Do Blondes Have More Fun?

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Do Blondes Have More Fun?


Jill20
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Hey Whyville, this is Jill20! I have been meaning to do this experiment for a long time and now I finally did it. I put a simple red tank top on, normal pink lips, a normal nose and pretty blue eyes. Now, you're asking, where's the hair? Well, I bought five different hairs:

  • Hair #1: Short, punky, and pink.
  • Hair #2: Black, gothy, long and straight. I looked kinda scary in it.
  • Hair #3: A beautiful brown! Layers, highlights, you got it! (This is my personal favorite hair.)
  • Hair #4: Beach blond! You know the kind lots of girls have, whitish, pretty, and preppy. It flips out at the side a little bit.
  • Hair #5: Red head! Cute and crazy curls!
  • Hair #6: (Wait a minute, I thought she said she bought five hairs... LoL!) No hair! Bald!

Hair #1. I go to the Pool and approach the crowd. No one says hi. Hmmm... I say, "Hey guys!" But then a boy says, "Move it, punk!"

Well, I leave and go to the Playground. A boy with blue hair comes up to me and says, "Hey -- you single?" I say, "Sure!" (Don't worry, I told him later it was an experiment. If you're reading this, I'm sorry!) We talk for a while, ignoring all the people out there saying, "Oh look, the losers are in love!"

Hair #2. What a nice experience I had. In Whyville Square, someone asked me if I was on drugs. So I went to the Playground again, and discover a girl who wasn't there before. She looks very preppy, but comes up to me and whispers, "Wanna be friends?" I am so surprised after expecting the worse from this hair. I guess there are nice people in Whyville who are willing to except you for who you are... except for the fact that that's not really who I am, but that's beside the point!

Hair #3. I love this hair! Well, as you can imagine, being the babe that I am (LoL), four boys asked me out! Including the boy who had earlier asked me if I was on drugs! I said no to them all, though. Obviously the boys I was around like girls with beautiful brown hair! Only two girls came up to me to talk. I guess they thought I was too busy flirtin'! Oops!

Hair #4. Coolie! Blondes have lots of fun, I have to admit. Boys were all around me. That was pretty cool. but, I noticed girls didn't really come up to me Actually, none did. Maybe they thought blondes were stuck up. Well that's mean! Do people not want to be friends with blondes because they think they are so interested in boys???

Hair #5. I made TONS of friends! I loved it! I guess red heads appear the most friendly huh? Anyway, I have lots of cool friends now. I wonder if the reason they decided to approach was because I had red hair... LOL Anyway, I had a ball with my new gal pals!

Hair #6 (Which isn't really hair!) Well, as you can expect, I was shunned. Tons of people called me a "newbie." Oh well. It did look kinda pathetic! Editor's Note: Is that really an excuse, though?

Well, I hope my article helped! This is Jill20, going to go try on some more hair. Later!

 

 

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