xohannah

Guest Writer

Hello, ok, I'm just writing this article because it's what I feel about stupid Whyville, and I KNOW that the creeps on the staff probably will not publish it, because you are so scared that everyone will actually get off their computers and have a REAL life!! Wow! How about that! I know this, by the way, because I write these articles ALL the time and you NEVER publish them! Wow, chickens!

Well, anyway, here is what I want to say. I think this is so stupid! Things like this, on the computer, should just be a fun, "educational" little unimportant experience that takes up like, 40 minutes of your week or something. And then I see this people on Whyville, 15 and even 18 year olds and adults , on ALL the time, acting like this is just the most important thing in the world! GET A LIFE, people! I mean, seriously, it's just a stupid computer thing and its pretty boring too. Also, Whyville thinks this is SO educational and everything... mmhmm, whatever. I remember when I first started this and enjoyed it and my friends did it, we just played all the games we could by cheating and hurrying it up to get it done and getting answers from other people (by the way, there must be at least 100 Whyville cheat sites, you know). It's just so retarded. I'm sorry if that's offensive, but it is.

And why do we have this nutrition thing coming now? Don't we have that in real life already?!?? Can't we watch our arms get fatter in real life instead of watching a stupid, ugly computer picture that looks nothing like us turn green and disappear? Don't the "Whyville workers" have a life? Is this more important than reality?

Why aren't you using you freaking time to help people in real life instead of worrying about stupid 14 year olds on here scamming people for those stupid clams? And those ugly ugly face parts! And all the goody-goodys and "EVIL" scammers on here and those meanies who call me names on the internet, they're so mean! Mommy mommy! Wahhh! Oh, and I hope you banish me and "reserve the right to contact my internet provider". Ohh nooo!!! That's awful!!

Oh yeah, my screen name is xohannah and I DO NOT CARE if you know it! Although, of course, you wont publish my TRUTH because you are wimps! I will be so happy to look at the Whyville ugly piece of crap "Times" next Sunday!

Oh yeah another thing, you "WONDER FUL HELPFUL WHYVILLE STAFF". Ha!! I must have asked you to help me a million billion times and nobody ever answers me.

Bye. (Oh, and by the way... people addicted to Whyville, get a life and get off the computer, you losers.)

xohannah