I think once in a while everyone needs a few laughs and that???s why I'm here, hoping to give you some. Enjoy!
Knock-knock Jokes
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Doe.
Doe who?
Doe Nut!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go "moo."
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
Jokes
Who writes nursery rhymes and squeezes oranges?
Mother Juice.
Why was Newton surprised when he was hit on the head by an apple?
He was sitting under a pear tree!
What does a monster call his parents?
Mom and dead.
Two tomatoes were walking in the park. One tomato was getting tired of walking, so he said to the other tomato, "Go along without me. I'll ketchup."
How do you know if a clock is hungry?
When it goes back for seconds.
What kind of bed is only good for three seasons?
One without any springs.
"Mommy, does God use our bathroom?"
"No, darling, why do you ask?"
"Because every morning Daddy bangs on the door and shouts, "Oh God, are you still there?"
Did you hear the joke about the hole?
Never mind, you wouldn't dig it.
What does a witch ask when she checks into a hotel?
Broom service.
What room do skeletons not like?
Living Rooms.
Well, I hope I got you laughing today. I???ve got to go; bye!!
Hoping the Editor accepts this,
Brian98
