What did the traffic light say when it stayed on red?
"You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone!"

Why do spiders make good outfielders?
They catch flies.

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don't eat broccoli!

What did the blanket say to the bedsheet?
"I got you covered."

What's green and looks like a bucket?
A green bucket.

What is brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!

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