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Hello this is Jdawggy here testing Whyville on whether or not you citizens
are nice. Now, some people would tell you that they are really nice, but I say
to those people...take a good look at yourself after this article and think good
and hard about how nice you are.
Okay, here's what happened one afternoon after school, it started out like a
normal day in Whyville when all of a sudden I rubbed a few people the wrong way.
Now I won't mention any names in case they reform I don't want them branded as
meanies. I will just use made up names(If the name matches yours by coincidence
don't take it personally!) One thing that people don't understand is that when
you first enter a room you move to a certain spot, and even though other people
can see the person entering, the person may not see you until their computer has
fully loaded. A few times this happened to me, listen to what happened:
This is what a nice person said to me:
Me: Whoops, sorry I didn't mean to sit on your face, I just couldn't see where I
was going.
Mrs. Nice: Oh, it's no prob I know how that feels.
Me: What do you mean, you sat on someone's head before?
Mrs. Nice: Yeah and it wasn't a pretty sight!
Me: Well what happened?
Mrs. Nice: I was just entering spin speak, and my computer hadn't fully
loaded...but when it did I was smack dab on somebody's face!
Me: Well it sounds like an honest mistake...but what happened next?
Mrs. Nice: Well the person threw a mudball at me and then swore at me and said
that I was a domb blonde and that I didn't know anything.
Me: That's pretty harsh for an accident but I thank you for your time... I must go
undercover to find the seamy underbelly of Whyville that I hoped secretly not to find (as I was afraid of the truth!).
On my adventure continued, to a little place called the Playground. This
conversation was not so pleasant... and I will substitute an asterisk * for
words I wish not to repeat to you:
Me: Oh, excuse me, I didn't mean to sit on your face! (Kinda sounds familiar.)
Mr. Mean: Watch what the * you are doing you * newbie?!
Me: Excuse me! I am not a newbie -- check city records, and I suggest that you leave
that mouth of yours behind when you come onto Whyville.
Mr. Mean: You are so stupid, and ugly, I hope I am never as ugly as you!
I was getting mad, so I silenced the person and left. I decided to get my salary
higher, so I hopped on the warp wagon and left for a geodig site. When I got
there, there was another girl there digging on the mountain, so I started to dig
beside her. This is what happened:
Mrs. Mean: * * * I can't find a * thing. (Ouch, a lot of rude words for one
sentence!)
Me: What's the matter?!
Mrs. Mean: I can't find any rocks in this mountain!
Me: Well, you just have to dig in different spots and be patient!
Mrs. Mean: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM DOING YOU STUPID NEWB! (What's with
everyone associating the words stupid and newbie together?)
Me: Listen, just because you can't find anything does not give you the right to
swear and get angry, maybe you are just digging in the wrong spot.
Mrs. Mean: I have been digging in different spots * but this stupid place won't
give me any rocks!
Me: What I do is move all around and keep typing "pick" as I move, instead of
staying in one area.
Mrs. Mean: Well, you are just a stupid newb!
That was the end of that day on Whyville. I was mad so I was just going to
sign off for a while, but then something happened. My sister came out of the
computer really angry because someone had made fun of her. So I came on here to
write this article and say a few things. First of all... JUST BECAUSE A PERSON IS
NEW DOES NOT MAKE THEM STUPID OR UGLY!!! And second of all... Leave your bad
attitude behind when you come onto Whyville, so we can make this place fun for
all.
This is Jdawggy, signing off... *Beep* *mumbles* (bangs PC) *Click*
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