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Hey, this is Jersie, coming to you with something that has
kinda made me have a great idea for a Times article! It's about hackers and what
not. I bet you just got goosebumps! But really... everyone is ALWAYS complaining
about hackers and falling in to their tricks and stuff, but unless you're giving
out your password or you have just a plain easy password (like if my name was
Mr. X and my password was Mr. X, then DUH! It's going to be easy to hack.), you
shouldn't have any problems.
So, I'm going to give you some helpful pointers on keeping
the hackers and what not AWAY! I'll give an example and than tell you what you
can do.
1.Okay, Mr. Z (he's the hacker) goes into the Sportplatz and sees Mr. X. He
asks, "Do you want me to raise your salary?" Mr. X says yes! Mr. Z then says,
"Then I need your ps, so just ymail it to me." Okay, what does Mr. X do??!
I'll tell you what! He should tell Mr. Z, "No, I will not give out my password!"
and he should 911 report the guy! Mr. Y will be punished for that. And if he
keeps asking you why not or something like that, you should vaporize him or
something!
Okay, now example #2:
2.Okay, how about Mrs. K (she will be the hacker) and Ms. J (who will be the
victim)! Now, Mrs. K and Ms. J are in the SpinSpeak. And Ms. J is 'just noting'
how ugly she is (which she actually isn't!) and Mrs. K says, "I can give you a
makeover if you want. I'll just need your ps so you can ymail it to me!"
FREEZE!!! Okay, now what does Ms J do??!
I'll tell you what! First of all, why are you dissing yourself? Get off of it.
Most people on Whyville don't want to hear how ugly you think you are, so come
off it! If you don't like how you look, then change it, but stop complaining to
us. Okay, now what she should do is 911 report Mrs. K. Second, she should tell
the hacker that she will not give out her password because she's not stupid and
she loves her file and wouldn't want to lose it to someone else!
So there you have it, folks! Two simple ways to get rid of hackers, and if they
don't work, then please use vaporize or silence or something! WHYVILLE DOESN'T
NEED THESE HACKERS!
This is Jersie, signing off! La dolce vita!
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