In a city bustling with commerce like Whyville, what good is a town newspaper that
doesn't carry advertisements for its local businesses? In a modern, tech-savvy world like
today's, what good is a web newspaper that doesn't carry banner ads?
Well, no worries. The Times has amended these unsightly shortcomings, and starting this week,
Whyville citizens will be able to buy banner ads for their businesses and other enterprising
ventures. These ads will occupy an eye-catching position next to our distinctive masthead
at the top of each and every article.
Using our exclusive submission tool, you'll be able to custom design your own ad. You
won't need to email them in to me and keep your fingers crossed that they don't get
lost forever in my big pile of mail. So, once again, Whyville has become a better
place for all. Check out this new tool and buy an ad
today!
Oh, the ads are published the following week, subject to my approval, of course.
Stay tuned to the Times,
The Editor
