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by benmato11
Bank President

I am starting Whyville's first bank. You can start a savings account or get a loan. Here are the rates:

Every savings account will have 1 clam added to it every Sunday as long as I can reach my computer then.

If you get a loan 1 clam more will be owed every Saturday. Loans or savings accounts may be turned down.

 

 

 


by Brainbub
Company Founder

CONTRACT KEEPERS!

Point: To take care of contracts so parties do not change the original and argue over who has the real contract.

Description: Each of the parties shall send in a contract. I will check over the two contracts to make sure they match. If there is even a slight difference I shall send the versions to all the the persons in the contract. We will not accept contracts over 500 words.

Cost: 1 clam per word in the real contract.

OPENING DAY SAVINGS! For a limited time... For every ten words, you get 2 clams off! And for every 100 words, 12 clams off! Hurry! These savings won't last!

(HELP WANTED! Y-mail Brainbub for details. Salary of 5 clams per 10 words in contract job. Any extra clams (the 3 in 43) will also be included in your paycheck.)

 

 


by Natalia
Company President

Angele Co.

Hi again! Here I am. I am advertising for my new club called Angele Co.

I know it's spelled wrong, but it's supposed to be that way.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that if you join you will get to model for the newspaper, get clams, and have fun!

I am also looking for a photographer, an assistant, and a director. This will be sooo much fun! Here is the list:

    Job -- Pay
  • Model -- 10 clams, if your part gets sold out
  • Director -- 10 clams per model
  • Photographer -- Depends on how good a job
Thanks for listening again!

 

 

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