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Hey all my fellow Whyvillians. Today I chose to interview a very popular
person in Whyville. I'm sure all of you have heard of her, she is the
Whyville Senator, Giggler01.
I had many questions to ask her about her job and here is how our interview went.
Kelso911: I understand that you are the new senator of Whyville, how
does that feel?
Giggler01: Meh, pretty much the same except for two things: (1) I have
more work to do, and (2) People mob me where ever I go and it's a little
overwhelming to chat now.
Kelso911: A lot of people don't know what a senator does, could you
briefly explain?
Giggler01: I feel that my duty is to help out City Workers, and just
Whyville in general. At our first meeting, we discussed a couple of issues I
addressed in my platform, and that people had expressed
opinions on.
Kelso911: How do you feel about the new mall?
Giggler01: Lovely!
Kelso911: I also understand that you are a member of the Whyville
safety patrol, what exactly do you do?
Giggler01: Oh my! In short, I have a tool I can use to report people and
it will have a higher priority than regular reports.
Kelso911: How often do you come on Whyville?
Giggler01: A couple of times a day. I usually try to keep up with my
mail and restock (shameless plug: Check out the Swiss Army Romance!)
Kelso911: Is there anything that you would like to change about Whyville
(as a citizen)?
Giggler01: What I would like to accomplish, hopefully you'll be
seeing
more of soon!
Kelso911: There have recently been a lot of cases of Why-pox, have they
come to you yet?
Giggler01: Of course! What would be the fun if I didn't get sick, too? Oh
and here's some advice: Don't try playing Friday night trivia with the
Why-pox.
Kelso911: The election was a huge success for you obviously, is there
anything that you would like to say to your supporters?
Giggler01: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!
By Kelso911
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