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From time to time I have a little scuffle with my little brother, but from the
minute the argument starts, I know I'll win. Why? Because Code #6 states "The
older sibling has the power in each fight to decide the victor" -- thus says
Code
#6 from the Sibling Code.
The Sibling Code contains the rules all brother and sisters
are to follow. And since almost nobody has a copy of this book I think it's my
duty to inform the rest of the world. So without further ado, the Sibling Code:
#1. The younger sibling has the power to tattle-tale, tell or scream.
#2. The older sibling has the power to pinch, be mean and/or be cruel.
#3. When the parent or guardian appears at the scuffle, both siblings must prevent
punishment in almost any way possible
#4. To prevent a scuffle at all, the older sibling can agree with everything the
younger sibling may have in mind.
#5. For the younger sibling to prevent a argument, he/she should ask small
questions of the older sibling.
#6. The older sibling has the power to decide the victor in each battle.
#7. Siblings may dislike each other but they cannot hate.
#8. Smaller siblings are to be cute, fun and enjoyable.
#9. Older siblings are to be smart, strong and talented.
#10. Love is the bricks to the house of brother/sisterhood
From your brother,
Blahca
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