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Lots of Jokes

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Lots of Jokes!


by Natalia
  Whyville Comedian

Why did the rooster cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What is a frog's favorite sport?
Ice Hoppy! (Ice Hockey)

Why did the jelly roll?
To see the apple turnover!

What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?
"If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

What did the teddy bear say when the cat asked him if he wanted seconds for dinner?
"No thanks, I'm stuffed!"

What did one earthquake say to the other?
"It's not my fault!"

Okay, one last one...

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who??
Heaven you heard enough of these jokes yet?!?

 

OK, well, if I made you laugh, it was pretty hard, because these aren't exactly my best jokes. Oh, well, see you next time!

Natalia

 

 

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