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Where Did Akbar Go?

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Akbar. Every time I say his name people refer to him as lazy, stupid, or never ever open. He always seems to be on vacation... but where does he go?

The first time Akbar was on vacation, he went to Vermont on a ski trip. He spent his time there skiing and sitting in his cabin drinking hot chocolate. He was having an extremely good time, relaxing from all the work he had done in the factory.

However, when Akbar got back from Vermont, what he saw was not pretty. Tons and tons of letters in his mailbox, almost all of them complaints about how his store wasn't open!

Akbar quickly opened the Face Factory and discovered that trillions of parts were being made every day!

That's when Akbar also realized that shirts were getting out of hand, and so he made a new rule that all shirts must be no lower than the shoulders. This brought even more complaints and rude Y-mails to his collection.

Pretty soon, Akbar was working in his factory all day and all night, even on weekends, hoping to make citizens happy. He got terribly tired and got many headaches. He decided that it was time for him to take another vacation before he had a nervous breakdown!

Where did Akbar go? This time, Akbar decided that Florida was the best place to just relax. Right now, he's probably sitting on the beach, tanning and drinking coconut juice while we're here complaining that he's gone. Everybody, do poor Akbar a favor and don't be mad. Just give him a break.

 

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