www.whyville.net May 1, 2004 Weekly Issue



orange48
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Wanna Hat?

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Wanna hat? Well, now you can have a special hat come and sit on your head and they will actually talk to you!
 
This service is totally free unless it is early in the morning or late at night. When it is before 9:30 a.m. Whyville Time it will cost 10 clams. If it is after 9:00 p.m. Whyville time on a school night, I can't sit on your head. If it's after May 28 on a school night I can sit on your head no later than 10:00 p.m.
 
The reason I started this "business" was because I have a hat, but it's not on my head. I don't have a head. I only have the hat.
 
Whenever I go into a chat room, everyone says, "A hat! Come sit on my head!" So now, if someone y-mails me with a time that I'm available, I'll go sit on their head. And when I have no appointments, I sit on whoever is all alone or the person who doesn't beg me!
 
Off to my next appointment... orange48!

 

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