Here is a joke that has always been funny to me (if the Times Editor put this up, he probably excused the part that might be inappropriate, thanx!)
There was once a fountain of holy water in a church. One day three men decided to go drink the holy water.
They traveled to the church. They asked if they could drink from the
fountain once they got there. The nun, who was the boss of the place
at the time, said, "To drink the holy water, you first have to commit
a sin so the water can erase your bad doings."
The men agreed and each did one sin. When they were finished, they met
back at the church.
The nun first asked Man 1 what he had done and he said, "I stole a pair
of earings from Akbar's." The nun nodded and told the man that he should
go drink the holy water. Man 1 went.
Second, the nun asked Man 2 what he had done and he said, "I didn't give
a frisbee back to a girl after I had finished playing with it." The nun
nodded and told him that he should go drink the holy water. Man 2 went.
Third, the nun asked Man 3 what he had done and he said, "I peed in the
fountain of the holy water."
The other two men came back and said, "We just drank the holy water. Was
it supposed to be yellowish?"
This was bluishy, bringing you a good joke that I have known a long time.
by Bugaboo29
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Hey, I have a couple jokes up my sleeve that I wanna tell you all!
- What did the cat say when he burnt his tail?
Answer: This is the end of me.
- What do you call two banana peels?
Answer: A pair of slippers.
- What is the 2nd last letter in the alphabet?
Answer: CUZ I WANNA KNOW!!!!!
- What do you call a roasted dog?
Answer: A Hot Dog
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Thanks everyone!!!!
Bugaboo29
