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Jungle Jokes!

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Okies! Lana10 here, sharing the love by sharing the laughs! This one I heard a while ago, but it's still funny! Here we go!

How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?

Open the door, put him in, close the door.

BAHAHAHA! Cheesy, eh? Well, we aren't done yet...

How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator?

Open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, put the elephant in, close the door.

Don't worry! There is still more...

The lion, king of the jungle, is having an animal meeting. Only one animal isn't there. Which one isn't there?

The elephant, because he is still in the fridge because you haven't let him out yet.

Ugh! Majorly cheesy! Just one more part...

You come to a river infested with alligators and piranhas. How do you get across?

You swim, because all of the animals are at the meeting!

Ok, no worries because we are done now. How absolutely cheesy was that? This joke is just to teach you that everything isn't as complicated as you might think. Take things slow and enjoy life to the fullest!

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cheesiest of them all?*
Lana10!

 

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