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Tupacbrat
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Fashions Sweeping Whyville

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If you wanna know about the BIG fashions of Whyville, look no further then FASHION WOMAN! But she's out of town, so I'm filling in. Pull up a chair and pull out a new issue of the Whyville Times!

We all know that fashion is a BIG, no, HUGE part of our lives, online or offline. Take your skaters, Goths, preps, and all the other types of people. Some of them say they don't care about fashion. If they don't care about fashion, then why do your Goths dress in black and so on, your skaters... like skaters, and your preps... well, preppy?! Face it, fashion is huge!

Now then. I am going to be looking into some of the most popular items in Whyville these days. I am going to answer questions such as: How much do they cost? Why do people like them so much? AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHAT'S THE NAME, AND HOW DO I GET ONE?!

These are all very good questions. Our first item is a blonde girl's hair called "~*Dirty Little Secret~*".

Nowadays, you see TONS of people wearing this lovely piece of hair. It costs 60 clams, which may be a little too expensive for some people, but if you are really interested in getting it, you might just start saving now.

I've asked around, and just about everyone that I asked said they had bought this hair either because they liked it and thought it was cute, or wanted to fit in. See just how important fashion is to some people?

If you are interested in this item, search for it in Akbar's under Secret. Don't forget fads like this don't last forever... you never know when everyone will be throwing out their "~*Dirty Little Secrets~*" and sending them off to Grandma's!

Our next item is something you see lots of girls at the beach wearing. It's called "Left Hand Sock Puppet *deedit".

This is a cute little accessory. And absolutely tons of people are wearing them -- mostly girls, but I have seen a few guys wearing them. I asked around about it, but this time got different results. The people I asked said they bought it and wear it because they want to fit in. These fashions are tearing down some people's sense of style!

This lovely accessory also costs 60 clams. So, next time you have about 120 clams lying around, why not go buy these two lovely items?

If you are searching for the sock puppet in Akbar's, act quick. These babies sell out fast! If you have trouble finding it, search under Sock Puppet. Oh, and don't forget it's for the left hand, not the right hand, okay?

The next thing I am sharing with you is something worn only by the girls, I hope. They are lovely blue eyes. As before, many of the girls at the beach are wearing them. These lovely eyes are called "Eyes Like A Goddess *dumnuts*".

They cost only a small fee -- 70 clams. Okay, so it's not THAT small of a fee. Well, it is for a millionaire!

In my quick survey of Whyvillians, I got the same answer as before from most people: "Everyone else is wearing them. I thought I should too." For me, this is very depressing, as I am a person who likes to encourage original style.

Ah, well. Now, to get these beautiful peepers, search under the word Goddess.

In closing, you've probably noticed that I wear all these fashions, and I thought I should answer your question. Why?

I wear these items because I like them, not because everyone else is wearing them, and I suggest you do the same!

This is Tupacbrat, live from Akbar's Face Mall!!! Good night, folks!

 

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