Lately, I've been noticing a lot of newbies have been coming on with really gross names, so I got a few Whyvillians opinions. I first got Phatangel's opinion.

Me: If you saw a newbie with a really gross name like butthole, would you talk to them?
Phatangel: I am a firm believer in freedom of speech, but if he started talking really dirty, I would warn him. When I said firm believer, that did not mean I'm all for discrimination against races. I have no tolerance for that.

Then I talked with Star11. She didn't say as much as Phatangel, though.

Me: If you saw a newbie with a really gross name like butthole, would you talk to them?
Star11: No way!

Then I decided to get a guy's opinion (regretfully). So, I asked Godude, only I asked it a bit differently.

Me: If you saw a newbie with a really gross name such as butthole, what would you say to him?
Godude: Who wants a boyfriend?

He really did say that.

Well, that's all. And if you're a newbie with a really gross name, this is all I have to say to you -- get out of our town!!!

Your faithful reporter,

Juliette