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Whatever happened to our dear old friend Bessie/George?
 For those of you who might not know what I'm talking about, I'll tell you. Back 
in the early days of Whyville, most everyone hung out at the Pool Party. If you 
go there now, you'll see a lonely old pool toy in the distance. That is the 
ever-famous Bessie/George, Whyville's oldest friend.
 
 In times of peril, sadness and even bliss, Bessie/George was always there -- 
she/he was always there to play with and to cheer you up.
 
 But in the last few months, our bestest friend has slowly faded away in our 
memories, what with all Whyville's exciting new events.
 
 I often go and sit with Bessie/George. I will never forget her/his friendship 
and I will always be there with her/him.
 
 Don't forget Whyville's oldest friend. Take some time out and spend it with 
Bessie/George.
 
 This is kaprodigy, going to sit with Bessie/George. Laterz.
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