Another pig walks into the same restaurant and asks for some water. The waiter brings the second pig the water. He drinks it, asks for directions to the bathroom, goes, and leaves.

The third and fourth pigs walk in and the waiter says, "Let me guess, some water?" The pigs nod and drink the water, go to the bathroom, and leave. By time a fifth pig comes in the waiter has the water sitting there waiting for him.

The waiter says, "Mr. Pig, when you are finished the bathroom is down the hall." The pig says, "I'm sorry, I don't need the restroom. I'm the fifth little piggy and I go wee-wee-wee all the way home!!"

(Get it? This little pig went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT WEE-WEE-WEE ALL THE WAY HOME!) LOL!

Second Joke
Betty adopted two dogs and named them Timex and Rolex. When her friend asked where she came up with those names, she replied, "HELLO?!?! They're watchdogs!"

Third Joke
After Mozart passed away, the town drunk heard some strange noises coming from the grave site. Terrified, he ran and got the priest. He bent close to the headstone and heard some faint, unrecognizable music. The frightened priest got the town magistrate.

The magistrate listened for a minute and said, "Ah yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards. And there's the Eighth... the Seventh... the Sixth...."

Then he stood up and said, "Nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

Fourth Joke
Did you hear the one about the teacher who was arrested trying to board an airplane with a compass, a protractor, and a calculator? He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!

Hope you liked them!

XOXO,
Wildfire9