Some people say they don't have any friends, and that they hate Whyville because no one likes them. Well, here are some tips to help you! Follow these and you will have LOTS of friends.

HOST BEAUTY PAGEANTS

If you have lotsa clams, host some beauty pageants! Make people happy by sending them money and gifts.

BE NICE

If you see someone who looks pretty and she seems nice, talk to her! Buy her a couple gifts, and you will soon have a friend.

GO TO THE POOL

There are almost ALWAYS people at the pool. Just walk up to someone and say, "Hello! My name is so-and-so and I am such-and-such years old. Will anyone be my friend?"

CHECK THE MAP

The map is a terrific tool to use to make friends. It's on your bus. Just click on it and you will see where people are. Go to where there are the most people and you're bound to make a friend!

JOIN MY CLUB

Join my Friendless Whyvillians Club. Just Y-mail me your name, age, and some interests and I will find you the perfect friend. We will have meetings and I will check up on you every few weeks to see if your friendship is growing.

JUST HAVE FUN IN WHYVILLE

This is the most imporant rule. Be nice and have fun. You will soon have friends.

Your Friend-Seeking Reporter,
RedPurple

P. S. The Friendless Whyvillians Club meets Sundays at 9:00 Whyville time. Be there or be square. Just mail me and tell me you want to join. Tell me if you want to BE a friend or NEED a friend. Thanx!