I see many people with just the smiley face you begin with and Bargain Basement parts, like the ones you get at Grandma's. Well, I also think that if you ever look at them, you'll quickly notice that the Premium Parts at Akbar's mall are very cheap and ugly.

"Metal Mouth" costs 150 clams, but it only a mouth that is crooked, doesn't really fit your face because nobody wears heads that big, and it's got messed up teeth!

What about "Left Pink Ear" and "Right Pink Ear"? They are just ugly ears for 70 clams each! Oh yeah, and that "Sinister Goatee" is 50 clams for a goatee, and a line as a mouth? Give me a break!

And of course we can't forget the "Cool Blue Sunglasses" for about 20 clams for one of the ugliest pair of sunglasses I've seen!

Hey, and you know that "Red Fez" -- about 30 clams for a hat that's shaped like a vase with a string coming out... no one is going to buy that! Editor's Note: That's actually what a real fez hat looks like... it's your call whether you want to wear one in Whyville, of course!

Finally, those not so amazing "Left Gold Earring and Right Gold Earring". Forty clams each for earrings that look like they were made early in the morning!

Well, yeah, those are some of the parts I'm talking about. Now, when I looked at their details, I saw they were all made by Akbar. Akbar, no offense, but why are these called Premium Parts? Were they best-selling at one point? Not anymore, I'm sure!!!

Go check out the Premium Parts yourself and see what I mean. (This was a joke about the messed up teeth and stuff, so don't take it seriously, okay?)

Well, I'm out,
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