Definition for Greedy Whyvillian -- a person that goes on the website WHYVILLE and cheats people of their clams and wants all the clams for him/her self.

People don't want Greedy Whyvillians on Whyville! They aren't any fun! They make people mad and frustrated.

No one wants to get lied to. Well at least I don't want to. I got ripped off on Whyville by a Greedy Whyvillian! I hated it. I feel like a loser for falling for it!

Greedy Whyvillians are cheap, mean and the rudest people on Whyville! If you aren't a Greedy Whyvillian, then don't become one!

But to get to the point, my friend interviewed me to see what I thought about Greedy Whyvillians, and she thought I should put the answers in here! So, here's the interview:

Q: What do you think about Greedy Whyvillians?
A: They are no fun and we don't need any losers that ruin the fun for others! I came on Whyville a long time ago! And since then I haven't wanted to give away clams! Cuz I thought that I might get ripped off! Greedy Whyvillians probably will never get caught! But I hope that they feel guilty.

Q: Do you think that Greedy Whyvillians are wrong? If so why?
A: I think Greedy Whyvillians are horrible! All the Whyvillians came on to have fun to meet people! But what they really get are Greedy people! They are horrible to us and others! They are thieves. They are criminals. And is Whyvillle supposed to have criminals? I don't think we are!

Q: If you were the rulemaker for Whyville would you make a rule about Greedy Whyvillians what would it be?
A: My rule would be that if you asked someone to ClamGram you, then you would have to pay them back in a month! And City Hall would have records of all the Clam Grams and who owes who by when! But if you are a newbie, then you have 2 months to owe the people that ClamGrammed you clams! And if you don't ClamGram them by the time you should, City Hall takes your salary away until you give the right amount of clams to the person who you owe! This is mean and all, but so are Greedy Whyvillian$$$!!!!

Q: What do you think about clams?
A: Clams are totally Whyville! They make it challenging! But clams make people greedy! Clams are cool, but when people get them, then they shoud deserve them!

Q: Do you have anything else to add?
A: Yes. If you are a Greedy Whyvillian and you are reading my article! Stop! Think about what you are causing! A riot of hate! Towards YOU! Pleeze don't be greedy!

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