Guess who's trying to help today
Shrug your shoulders and ask
Me, of course, and others too
Such a lovely helpful task

I don't make promises I can't keep
I'm not a dirty filthy liar
I don't tell of impossible futures,
And I can't help all of your heart's desire

But I CAN help where it really does count
I can suggest FOR my people and friends
Maybe make Whyville a better place for everyone...
Whyville: Where the fun should never end...

So help a girl who can really try
I won't make you pay or chance
Please vote for me, but I won't make you.
If I win, I will do a little dance =)

Please help this little girl with labels,
Take away her little fears
No more labels, no more stereotypes,
Now just listen with your ears...

The end is now,
I leave you here,
Please vote for me
And have no fear...