Doesn't every virtual community need a national anthem? (LoL!) Well, here's what I came up with:

(Note: Though the syllable count may be slightly off, it goes to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner. For those of you who aren't American, I don't mean to offend you. I just couldn't think of anything else that sounded good.)

Where curious minds learn and grow,
Where the science whizzes go.
We're so proud of our little town,
The callbox makes us feel safe and sound.
We all love to go and chat,
Don't you dig the CW hat?
We all try to get a plot,
But Bob says there's none a lot.
We try to help our Newbie friends,
Until their permission slip sends.
Don't forget Akbar's Face Mall,
Thanks for this place, City Hall!
So go buy projectiles and make parts,
This is a place for smarts!
Earning clams is a breeze,
The dreaded Why-Pox make you sneeze.
And if you buy a Why-Pass,
You'll get treated like first class!

Well, that's the best I got. I also wanted to squeeze in some things about the Oldbies and veterans, the Why-Bird, and maybe Dr. Leila, but oh well. I tried anyway.