I smelled a smell in plain midair.
A smell so foul, so gross, so rare.
I looked around, and sniffed a while.
I found a cat. It smelled so vile...
Well, it was foaming from the mouth.
I turned around and headed south.
But aye, the cat; it followed me.
It followed me to Tennessee!
Oh my -- the smell; unbearable!
Like nothing even comparable!
Well, maybe like a rotten egg
Mixed with a big, dead human's leg.
But no -- the smell; it was the worst!
As if the cat had just been cursed!
It really needs some good perfume.
Or a bunch of chemicals to consume.
To make the smell just GO AWAY
And not come back another day.