Hey Whyvillians! Here's a parody of the song "Georgie was a Parachuter in the RAF" Take note, anyone considering scamming...

Georgie was a scammer who you'd rather never meet
Georgie was a scammer who you'd rather never meet
Georgie was a scammer who you'd rather never meet
And he ain't gonna scam no more

Chorus:
Georgie Georgie why'dya do it
Cuz now you're wearing a large wad of duct tape
Georgie Georgie why'dya do it
And he ain't gonna scam no more

Jen was an oldbie who'd been on a thousand years
Jen was an oldbie who'd been on a thousand years
Jen was an oldbie who'd been on a thousand years
Georgie ain't gonna scam no more

Chorus

Jen and Georgie were both in the playground
Jen and Georgie were both in the playground
Jen and Georgie were both in the playground
Georgie ain't gonna scam no more

Chorus

Georgie and jen started talking
Georgie and jen started talking
Georgie and jen started talking
Georgie ain't gonna scam no more

Chorus

Georgie asked jen for her MSN
Georgie asked jen for her email
Georgie asked jen for her password
And he ain't gonna scam no more

Chorus

Jen filed a 911 report
Jen filed a 911 report
Jen filed a 911 report
Georgie ain't gonna scam no more

Chorus*2

Author's Note: Both these people are real peeps in Whyville. Georgie does not scam (in fact, he's never been on Whyville once). Sorry if I offended you by using your name, City Worker jen!